I am just a series of...
...is essentially trying to alter the past. I’ve been told, and this may be untrue (or you may not believe it, which is its own kind of truth)
I have a cat (3 cats, actually). You can’t hear his purr. I didn’t know this for probably the first three years of his life. I was never offended; we’re like this (I’m crossing my fingers right now, see). I happened on his purr by accident.
...in the forest (of that selfsame proverb) yet no one hears, does it make a sound? Of course! The world isn’t based on perception. I mean, how weird would that be? Lemme just tell you - real weird.
...is something Sensei talks about when two opponents end up side-by-side in a neutral position.
And I dance, like the monkey I am!
Without fail, toasted bread sandwiches scratch the shit out of the roof of my mouth. And an informal FB poll tells me...